I'm a slave 4 u

Today I went in my parents’ loft for Phase 1 of operation ‘Grow up and shove your own s*it in your own loft’.

In addition to seeking out a box of my university books, I was also hoping to discover some other treasures. Perhaps that lovely compendium of games I could pass onto my younglings, vintage fairy tale books, some dusty vinyl record sleeves we could laugh at in front of a roaring open fire (if we had one)?

What did I come down with?

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photoToday I went in my parents’ loft for Phase 1 of operation ‘Grow up and shove your own s*it in your own loft’.

In addition to seeking out a box of my university books, I was also hoping to discover some other treasures. Perhaps that lovely compendium of games I could pass onto my younglings, vintage fairy tale books, some dusty vinyl record sleeves we could laugh at in front of a roaring open fire (if we had one)?

What did I come down with?

Well, in addition to the box of books: a hotbrush, some picnic forks, a first aid and fire extinguisher car kit, a Hamleys toy snake from my Britney Spears I’m a Slave 4 U fancy dress costume and a Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo soft toy from South Park.

I’m not sure that I like what these items say about my life before I had children.

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