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Friday night

Friday night before kids: Apply make up. Go out to club. Get drunk. Do shots. Fall over. Injure self. Bleed. Go home. Friday night last week: Remove make up. Make a cup of tea. Receive WhatsApp message from friend saying she is doing shots at her book club and has given herself a nosebleed. Reconsider joining book club. Put cup of tea on stairs while taking laundry… Read more →

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