Life is full of surprises. Nearly five years ago I was invited to a US-themed fancy dress party and decided, inexplicably, to go dressed as an Oreo cookie.
I want to look like me ten years ago but perhaps with more tummy coverage and less cleavage on show. But I also have to be comfortable and be able to do the splits, unintentionally, at a moment’s notice in whatever I am wearing.
It’s that time of year again. The time when I thrust a roll of bin bags under my arm and head to the bedroom to sort out what clearly doesn’t fit and can go back in the loft. Most of the clothes on my rail – I’d have a guess at 7/8ths if pushed – …
I was lucky enough to get my flip flops (“thongs” to some people) signed by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost on the red carpet at the Australian premiere of Hot Fuzz in Sydney (actually only Nick Frost agreed – Simon Pegg promised to come back