Bath time yesterday:
BUB.1 (squeezing his little balls): Look at my fishes! Have you got fishes that swim too Mum?
Me: No, I have eggs.
Me: Because eggs turn into babies when the fishes meet up with them.
B.1: How do they meet?
Me: When Mummies and Daddies cuddle close the fishes can sometimes jump across!
B.1: Do they come out of my mouth?
B.1: But Mummy!
B.1: But Mummy, I cuddle you close!!!
Good attitude son, keep that fear until you are at least 30. I think we’ve covered it. Let’s leave it there.